What does this strange, strange dream mean?

i dreamed a corydora was sitting on a flotable chair in a swimming pool drinking OJ. he then jumped up and ripped his chest and emitted a ray if pure energy and the pool exploded. i then turned into deku link and blew bubbles and got beaten up by a dog. a dog boxing. I then dreamed of the christmas kangaroo where he brings a bag of gifts and your father has to box him and k.o him so you can steal his gifts. I was a goron and said theo blast and threw a strawberry at him and he melted and changed itno count olaf and said come with me for free hot dogs and a stampede of corydoras ran after him and ate all the hot dogs and said HYPER BEAM and played the ocarina of time and played the prelude of light and warped to the temple of time but then they brought a rouge hermit crab and it said hep hep hep and mater came and started spitting on everyone...